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He omo nui ʻo ia, akā ʻaʻole ia he uʻi ma ke kino. ʻAʻole paha au e hoʻopaʻa aku iā ia, e ʻai wale au i loko o kona waha. He ʻili ʻo ia, ʻo nā iwi wale nō! A i ʻole e pani pono i kou mau maka, mai hoʻopā iā ia me kou mau lima, a e hoʻokuʻu iā ia e hana i kāna dick ma luna!
Ha, ha - lawe ʻo ia i kahi kāne ma kahakai me ka hoʻohiki ʻana e hōʻike iā ia e hohola ana ma ka home. ʻAʻohe mea e poina! A ʻo ia nō hoʻi, i kona ʻike ʻana i ka nui o kāna pahu pani, ʻaʻole ia i noʻonoʻo i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe - no ka hauʻoli loa iā ia e wehe i ka pō! ʻIke wau ua ana mua ʻo ia me kona maka. I kēia manawa, e kaena ʻo ia i kāna mau hoaaloha ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i ka lio 23 cm!