//= $monet ?>
He mea hoʻowalewale maikaʻi, inā ʻoe e wili i kēlā ʻano pale pale ma ka puka o ka hale hoʻokamakama, ʻaʻohe hapa o nā mea kūʻai aku. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ka lede iā ia iho, akā hōʻike wale i kona kino a me kona ʻano. Ma ke ala, he ʻehā wale nō ke kino, akā maikaʻi ka ʻōpū!
He mau lehelehe ʻeleʻele ko nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele, akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kā lākou hoki! ʻO ka moe kolohe wale nō - he moʻolelo moʻolelo e loaʻa ai ʻelua mau asshole momona i ka anus i ka hele hoʻokahi! ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻokaʻawale iaʻu iho mai kēia mau ākea no 24 mau hola, ke ʻole au e hāʻule i lalo mai ka luhi loa!
ʻAka! Na wai e hāʻawi mai iaʻu?