ʻO ka mīkini i loaʻa i ka lede, ke hōʻike ʻo ia ua maopopo ke ʻike i ka hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻana o nā puka! Hiki i kekahi ke ʻike i ka ʻike nui a me ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa lōʻihi! ʻAʻole komo wale ka moa i loko o ka anus, akā komo i loko! Makemake au e hoʻokomo i kaʻu dick i loko o kahi anus ʻono!
Inā ʻaʻole hele ke kaikuahine iā Mahometa, hele ʻo Mohammed i kona kaikuahine. Ua lōʻihi ka maka o kona kaikuaʻana i kona kaikuahine, a e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i ka moa hala ʻole. I ka wā wale nō i wehe ai ʻo ia i kāna dick mai loko aʻe o kona pālule, ua ʻakaʻaka kona mau maka i ka hiki iā ia ke lilo i mea aloha maikaʻi. ʻAe, a ua kahe kāna puʻu ma mua o kona hoʻomaopopo ʻana. A ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia, lawe ʻo ia i loko o kona waha. No laila, kū'ē nā wāhine i nā minuke mua, a hiki i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai ka mua e kuhikuhi i ko lākou makemake i ke poʻo.
Koke ka mea akaka i ka liʻiliʻi ʻulaʻula i loko o ka paʻakikī moe, me ka mea e hana i kou makemake, minoʻaka i ka laki o kona hoa. ʻO ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kāna dick i loko o ka anus ke paʻa kāna hoa i nā manamana lima ʻelua he mea hou. ʻIke ʻia ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka anus, inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokuʻu i nā mea he nui i laila i ka manawa like. No ka ʻai ʻana i ka hoki, a laila puka mai nā mea a pau a laila lick - kahaha nui wau i nā moemoeā, pono kekahi e hoʻāʻo i kēia.