ʻOiai he kaikamahine kelepona kēia, aia ma ka minuke mua o ke wikiō hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua pulu kona ʻāʻī. ʻO ia hoʻi, makemake nui ʻo ia i ka mea kūʻai aku ma ka helehelena. ʻAʻole hoʻi i hoʻohilahila ʻia kāna ʻiʻo pāpaʻu iā ia a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hōʻike i kahi hōʻailona he hewa ia. Ua makemake nui au i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka hopena ua lawe ʻo ia i nā mea āpau i loko o kona waha (ʻaʻole ia he mea kūikawā i nā kaikamahine o kēia ʻoihana).
I kēia manawa, hoʻopaʻa wale lākou i nā moa maʻamau i ka asshole! He mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka wā kahiko ka waha. Eia kekahi kanaka makua i hopu i kekahi kahu hale nana i hana me ka vibrator ma mua o ka mop a hookui i kona pahu i kona hoki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoneʻe i kahi kuʻemaka!
ʻAʻole kahi hana maikaʻi ʻole ma ke kāmela. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hāʻawi i ke kaikamahine i "A" no kāna mau hoʻoikaika ʻana, akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole hiki i ke kāne ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa mai kāna mau haʻalulu e hōʻike ana he pono ʻo ia e aʻo a aʻo. E nānā ʻo ia i kāna wikiō ponoʻī a aʻo mai kāna mau hewa.