A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
I loko o kēia mana ua laki loa ka lede - ua hālāwai ʻo ia me kahi kanaka ʻano ʻano a me ka hoʻomau - ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia lōʻihi a mālie! A palekana loa - me ka condom. Me he mea lā, makemake ke kāne i nā wāhine wiwi. Akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa i ka lede ka manawa e hōʻike ai i kona mau mana ma ke ʻano he masseuse - ʻaʻole ma ke kino o ke kāne, ʻaʻole hoʻi ma kāna moa! ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia he lomilomi, akā he lede kelepona?
He aha ke kanaka e hana nei! A paʻakikī nā kaikamāhine, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoweliweli iā lākou me kahi pūʻulu kāne. Nui kēlā dick! Hoʻokuʻu kekahi o lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ʻo kekahi ma laila, mai ʻoki ʻoe i kāna dick. Pehea lākou e lawelawe ai i nā kānaka a pau, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo. He ululāʻau moa a he kai kūmā. Hoʻopili lākou i nā kino a pau o nā kaikamahine. A me ka ninini ana a me ka ninini - ma ka laulā mea huli mai na kaikamahine e like me ka ua o ka sperm. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole lākou i ʻeke.
Loaʻa ka maikaʻi o ka moekolohe me kekahi malihini a i ʻole hoa hou. Hoʻohui ia i ka ʻike, ʻoiai ʻo ka manaʻo o ia mea i pāpā ʻia no nā mea he nui e hoʻāla, e helu ana i ka ikaika a me ka noʻonoʻo o ka hoa. ʻO ka moekolohe i loko o ka pā he mea hoʻomaha a ʻaʻole like me ka leʻaleʻa e like me ka moena. Pono ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana a me ka paipai ʻana i ka moe ʻanal a me nā aloha o kēia kāne.