ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
Kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole maoli i ka ʻoihana a ʻaneʻane ʻaʻohe kokoke kokoke i ka hoʻopā ʻana i nā genital. Akā, ʻo ia ka nani o ka wikiō, nānā ʻoe a manaʻoʻiʻo he kiʻi maoli kēia o nā kāne male home i ke aloha. I kekahi manawa he mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku, ʻaʻole nā wikiō kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻoihana!
ʻAha hemolele, he pupule kēlā! Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i ʻelua dick i laila, ʻaʻole i kahi dick wale nō! ʻIke ʻia kēlā moa i ka hele ʻana o ke anaina. ʻO kēlā me kēia manawa ʻo ia e luʻu ai, ʻo ia ke kiʻi o ka sperm mai ka mea nānā ma hope o ka nānā. Ke nānā nei nā haneli a me nā tausani o nā studs i kēia mau hoʻolaha. ʻO wau iho i kaʻu mau pōpō a hiki i koʻu dick a noi aku e hoʻokuʻu ʻia i loko o ka ʻāʻī o kēia wahine palaka. A he kino nui kona! Makemake au e palu i kona mau lehelehe ma waena o kona mau wāwae. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā lele i loko o kou ʻōpū ke hiki aku kāu dick i kona iwi ʻaoʻao!
Hāʻawi paha ka pahupaʻikiʻi i ka hopena, akā i kekahi manawa me he mea lā ʻoi aku ka nui o ka dick o kona kaikunāne ma mua o ke poʻo o ke kaikamahine. He ʻakaʻaka!