Loaʻa i ke kanaka kahi kī nui, momona, ʻāwili. A pehea lā ʻo ia i hoʻokuʻu ai i ka waha o ka lede? Hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe, he piquant ka lede, he palahalaha ma ka ʻaoʻao o luna o ke kino, a me ka ulu a poʻe ma lalo o ka pūhaka. ʻO ke kūkulu nani a ʻoluʻolu i ka maka o ke kāne. Manaʻo wau ua hiki ke kiʻi ʻia kēlā wahine maikaʻi i nā ʻano hoihoi, a no laila ʻaneʻane ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike i kekahi mea hoihoi!
Kahaha mānoanoa hoki i loko o kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o ka wahine, maikaʻi o ka mea hoihoi koke e hana iā ia i ka anus! ʻO ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona e hoʻonāukiuki koke iā ia, he ʻano kino leo ʻokoʻa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu me ka labia wale nō, no ka mea, ua kikoo loa lākou, ʻaʻole hiki! Ma ke ala, ʻo kona anus ma hope o ka moekolohe ʻana me he tunnel no kahi ala kaʻa pāʻani. Akā, he aha ka ʻike moe kolohe i loaʻa i kēia lede ʻōpio, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia!